Fifth Column 4:45 Tue Dec 29
German dies in condom machine explosion
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A man has died after allegedly trying to blow up a condom vending machine.
The 29-year-old is said to have been fatally injured by a piece of flying metal from the explosion in Germany.
He arrived at hospital with two other men after suffering a head injury. His accomplices told medical staff he had injured himself falling down stairs.
But after hospital workers called police the men admitted they had tried to blow up the machine.
Police believe the trio got into a car after setting up the explosion. The victim is thought to have failed to close his door in time and was hit by debris.
Condom packets and cash were found lying on the ground after the blast in Schoeppingen, near the border with Holland
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dies-in-condom-machine-explosion-a3145456.html
Bet he didn't see that COMEing
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Grumpster
4:46 Tue Dec 29
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Placed himself in a sticky situation there.
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Nurse Ratched
4:48 Tue Dec 29
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No doubt his accomplices will be RIBBED mercilessly.
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Pancho
4:48 Tue Dec 29
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What's a condom?
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MikeHammer
4:48 Tue Dec 29
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Strange just to have these machines roadside !
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Marston Hammer
4:49 Tue Dec 29
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Didn't see that coming
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BulphanIron
4:49 Tue Dec 29
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R.I.B
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Marston Hammer
4:49 Tue Dec 29
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*kicks self for not reading all of the OP
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Gruesome Dump
4:51 Tue Dec 29
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Pancho: they're these new things designed for gang rape.
They're black and come in packs of nine.
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Pancho
4:52 Tue Dec 29
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*nods slowly with squinting eyes*
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Hammer and Pickle
4:57 Tue Dec 29
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Not exactly an ELITE operation this (oh, and sorry I called you a cunt last night, Dump).
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Fifth Column
5:46 Tue Dec 29
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Sounds like it exploded prematurely.
That never happens to me*.
*this may be untrue
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Council Scum
6:06 Tue Dec 29
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Should took protection
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The Ghost of Braderz
9:45 Tue Dec 29
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If you're gonna blow something up, you have to be EXTRA SAFE.
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NDT
8:45 Wed Dec 30
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Amateurs, JOHNNY come lately s with no experiance
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cholo
8:47 Wed Dec 30
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The bloke was obviously a spermicidal maniac.
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Nicey
8:50 Wed Dec 30
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They should have been a bit more discreet , maybe undertook a Trojan operation
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hammer205
10:35 Wed Dec 30
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I'm gossamer smacked!
Did his MATES booby trap it!
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deanfergi
11:14 Wed Dec 30
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Use the WHO fund to send a sheath or something?..
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eswing hammer
11:31 Wed Dec 30
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Was his name Helmut?
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Russ of the BML
11:54 Wed Dec 30
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Shame, the fella's a stiff now.
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